Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say,
“Did you mean Chuck Norris?”
It simply replies,
“Run while you still have the chance.”
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.