Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say,
“Did you mean Chuck Norris?”
It simply replies,
“Run while you still have the chance.”
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.