Religious Truths – The Meme

Taoism:  Shit Happens
Buddhism:  If shit happens, it really isn’t shit
Hinduism:  This shit happened before
Islam:  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism:   Shit happens because you deserve it
Protestantism:  Work harder or shit will happen
Materialist:  Whoever dies with the most shit, wins.
Atheist:  I can’t believe this shit!
Judaism:  Why does this shit always happen to us?
Rastafarianism:  Let’s smoke this shit

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