Please put this on your status,
if you know someone,
or are related to someone,
who has been eaten by a dragon.
Dragons are nearly unstoppable,
and they can breathe fire.
93% of people won’t copy and paste this,
because they’ve already been eaten by dragons,
or they don’t believe in dragons.
6% are sitting in the shower,
armed with fire extinguishers.
The remaining 1% are awesome,
and will probably re-post this.