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Caller: Hello! Gordon’s pizza?Pizzeria: No sir it’s Google’s pizza. Caller: Sorry, wrong numberPizzeria: No sir, Google bought it. Caller: OK. Take my order pleasePizzeria: Well sir, you want the usual? Caller: The usual? Do you […]

My friend Gigi gorilla, is a sweet quiet girl.  She’s always with me.  Shares my happy days and consoles me when I’m sad.  Everyone told me she was mean and dangerous.  Everyone tease her.  Poked at her.  Made fun […]

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Taoism:  Shit Happens Buddhism:  If shit happens, it really isn’t shit Hinduism:  This shit happened before Islam:  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism:   Shit happens because you deserve it Protestantism:  Work […]

•  I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. •  Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back. •  Half the people you know are below average. •  What’s another word for Thesaurus? • […]

I commented on this post by Frank Nacci and shared it. It rang true for me. This doesn’t count if you have health issues which make you too thin or too thick because sometimes your […]

Please put this on your status,if you know someone,or are related to someone, who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable,and they can breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy and paste […]